Where’s the P?

January 28, 2010 at 9:36 PM | Posted in teaser | 2 Comments

This picture reminds me of a joke my FIL told me a long time ago.

Little Johnny is 5 years old. He needed to go to the bathroom so he asked his teacher for permission like a good boy is suppose to do.

Teacher: Only if you can recite your ABCs.
Johnny: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-__-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z.
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Johnny: It’s running down my pants!!

Oh man. That joke makes me laugh every time. Hey! Why are you rolling your eyes? I never said I was the Last Comic Standing. Cut me some slack and just laugh dammit.

Fine don’t laugh. See if I show you what I do with the white squares and alphabet. So there.

*sticking tongue at reader*

Neener. Neener. Neener.

I never said I was mature either.

Crunk or Caffeine?

March 5, 2009 at 6:27 PM | Posted in cupcakes, teaser | 68 Comments

Can I let you in on a little secret?

I heart emails from my readers. All emails. Even the ones that start with…

Sucks that you lost :(

One of my readers (Thanks B.Diddy!) emailed me that my red velvet hi-hat cupcakes didn’t win the Mixing Bowl Cupcake Contest. *sad face*

Ah well. What can you do right? You win some. You lose some.

*15 second pause*

Moving onto the next cupcake.

So I have a couple ideas up my sleeve. Crunkcakes or Starbucks-inspired?

You pick.

… and GO!

Who loves teasers?

January 31, 2009 at 8:34 PM | Posted in teaser | 2 Comments

Me me me! I DO!

Especially if I am the one that’s doing the teasing. Muhahaha…

Come back soon now ya’hear!

UnBlogiversary Giveaway #5 WINNERS

January 16, 2009 at 8:50 PM | Posted in giveaway, teaser | 2 Comments

Crikey! (That word is stuck in my head after spending some time today with an Australian coworker. haha)

Has it really been a week since my last un/blogiversary giveaway ended?

♫ I’m sorry…
So sorry… ♫♪

Can you see my pouty lips in your imagination? Trust me. I am giving my best pouty look.

Sorry to keep you all in suspense. Without further Scooby doo…

Congratulations to the winners!! I will forward your email addresses to Tanya and she will contact you for your custom personalization and shipping address. Enjoy the framed cupcake cross stitch! Too stinkin’ adorable.

Thank you to everyone that entered all my giveaways! I had a great time reading all your comments. I hope you had fun too.

If my blogiversary has taught me anything, its true what they say: Its better to give than and receive.

PS. I am thinking about some Vday (aka Single Awareness Day) cupcake ideas. Consider that a teaser. LOL. Also can’t forget Cupcake Hero! So many cupcakes to make. So little time.

PPS. Happy long weekend everyone. Hopefully you have MLK day off too. I am off to Vegas! w00t!

Shameless self promotion + teaser

November 28, 2008 at 5:48 PM | Posted in cupcakes, Iron Cupcake, teaser | 31 Comments

Vote for me for the next Iron Cupcake star!

I’ve got some stiff cupcake competition so I’d really appreciate your vote. Even if you vote for someone else just lie and tell me you voted for my cupcake anyways. I don’t mind living in my ignorant self-absorbed cupcake world. Its my happy place. haha

(Teaser after the cut.)

Continue Reading Shameless self promotion + teaser…

How-to: Colored Sugar + teaser

November 19, 2008 at 7:04 AM | Posted in cupcakes, how-to, teaser | 14 Comments

Have you ever needed a certain color sprinkle and can’t find it? (or in my case, too lazy to go to the store and buy it?) Well… here’s a how-to for you!

Make your own!

INGREDIENTS

sugar
food coloring gel
toothpick
ziplock bag

[NOTES: I use coloring gel but you could use coloring liquid. I’d probably lay it out on a parchment-lined baking sheet for a couple hours to dry it out before using.]

INSTRUCTIONS

Fill a ziplock back with sugar. (I used raw sugar for the bigger crystals but you can use granulated sugar too). Using a tooth pick, add some coloring gel to the sugar. Close the bag (make sure its really closed or you’ll get sugar all over the counter like I did!) and mix the sugar and coloring gel by shaking or massaging the sugar. Make sure to get out all the clumps. Add more sugar if you want the color to be lighter or more coloring gel for the color to be darker.


I have no idea why my sugar looks orange. Its actually red. *shrugs

Now the question is: What am I making red colored sugar for? Inquiring minds want to know.

Muhahaha…

Alert: Cupcake Spoiler

October 24, 2008 at 9:54 PM | Posted in cupcakes, teaser | 19 Comments

Just a little sneak peak into my current cupcake project.

Ok 2 pictures. That’s all you get.

Don’t hate me b/c I’m evil. Muhahahaha

Teaser with a twist

September 22, 2008 at 1:36 PM | Posted in cupcakes, teaser | 22 Comments

I have been brainstorming a couple ideas for various cupcake inspired events coming up but I am not sure which one to bake up first.

So… dear readers, help me choose.

Without giving too much away…

#1 hint: green sprinkles

#2 hint: santa

Which hint makes you curious to see more?

The T word

August 9, 2008 at 7:16 PM | Posted in cupcakes, teaser | 21 Comments

What does jalapenos, an ice cream scoop, lime and cocoa have in common?

You’ll have to wait and see…

(Hint: Look at my side menu bar for a clue.)

You wanna hurt me right now don’t ya? HAHA

What time is it?

July 24, 2008 at 9:01 AM | Posted in non-cupcake, teaser | 12 Comments

TEASER TIME!

::avoiding sharp objects being thrown at me::

Now I really got you all curious, right?

::evil laugh::

Stay tuned.

CB out.

T-T-T-T-Teaser

June 8, 2008 at 11:08 AM | Posted in cupcakes, teaser | 17 Comments

Its been a little crazy in my kitchen these last few days so I haven’t had a chance to blog since the last cupdate. I figured you all needed a little teaser…

Can you guess what I am baking up next?

PS. Happy 17th Birthday to my little bro! They grow up so fast. sniff

Its not nice to tease.

May 15, 2008 at 5:15 PM | Posted in cupcakes, decor, teaser | 17 Comments

But I am not nice so…

I have 2 cupcake orders due tomorrow, one due Saturday and one due Sunday! Needless to say I am one bizzzzzzay baker but here are a couple teaser pics to get you through the weekend until I get a chance to post my cupcake blog puke next week.

::evil laugh::

xoxoxo

I am such a tease.

May 1, 2008 at 9:43 PM | Posted in cupcakes, decor, teaser | 24 Comments

Just a few photo teasers from my current cupcake project.

Stay tuned.

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